I should not have stood directly underneath the lamp on this video, even the black and white filter I add to these videos could not save me from looking like I was on deaths door.
Yes, I am wearing a turtleneck. I know they are not comfortable, it’s an aesthetic alright? Ok, so it does feel like I am being lightly strangled, but it frames my face and reduces the immensity of my giraffe neck. Look, I understand, I know I look like Carl Sagan’s creepy nephew. Just let me have this one, no I do not ride penny farthings. No, I do not constantly ask people to play games on monopoly with me either… Yes, I am aware the shilling is no longer in circulation. Ok, let’s agree to disagree?
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