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One mans jork, is another mans VPN…

Your choices are submit your face scan or passport to a third party AI to have a good gander and guess at your age. Or, download a VPN, free ones usually give you about half an hour per location, and most of Europe is following suite. So, you really have half an hour to find the peak video and enter valhalla. The irony here is that the intention behind this act is understandable, early porn exposure is horrendous for minds. However, minors are usually much more comfortable with technology than older generations, so the only people suffering here are tech illiterate horn dogs in their 30s and onwards. Now, there was an attempt, no, a revolution, where hundreds of thousands of the finest members of Britain signed an online petition begging to cease the madness.

The response to this noble effort, in a nutshell, was “Fuck off coomers, submit your stupid mugs to this shitty AI and wait to get your data leaked like the good plebian you really are”.

To our shock and horror, Democracy has failed, such a fine system that is in no way rigged and an illusion has failed us in an Unprecedented moment of gooning history.

now, in my opinion, porn is awful, it is literal brain rot and is a silent destroyer of masculinity, femininity, and the last of healthy traditionalist structures left in this furthering Abstract shithole we live in. So, I imagine there will be some conflict of interest here. Porn is good for overall abstraction of society, but porn AI block is good because its one step closer to Chinas social credit system for europe. I imagine there will be some heated debates coming from Parliament and the rest of Europe. VPNs will surely be on the Chopping block, but regulating the internet is a tough task even for our noble elites who have our interests at heart.

No, don’t say it dear reader, you are wrong, a bunch of elite nonces regulating consenting adults Fornicating online is not ironic, no it isn’t. Just enjoy your 30 minute power wank and be done with it, anyway, there is plenty more shit to ruin society coming along and you are not going to be able to comfortably jonk your way through it.

Anyway, in conclusion, watch this space, just don’t watch porn unless you submit SpongeBob’s passport or film a game characters face or something. On a final note, buy my books, I need the money and prestige.